is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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