It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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