Joe is yelling at the trees again.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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