What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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