I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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