Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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