How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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