He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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