please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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