but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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