Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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