Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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