i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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