i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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