If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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