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dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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