No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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