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i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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