Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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