If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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