Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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