my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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