i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Randomize
