Do vagina's smell?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Mom said you looked used
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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