Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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