Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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