i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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