are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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