can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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