Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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