very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Randomize
