Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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