Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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