She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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