Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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