Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
he fucked my hip out of place.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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