I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
