Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Holy shit dude........stairs
its liver damage thursday
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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