Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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