why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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