I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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