I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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