if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
17 year olds will be the death of me.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
pray to the hookup gods
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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