At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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