oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
