We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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