you will always have a special place in my vag
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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