she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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