there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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