That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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