well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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